The calculator joke:-
We were all studying in the maths lab on Saturday, which required access using your student card. Our dear friend Jun, an illegal immigrant from another uni, came and studied with us. After a while, he wanted to get out of the lab. When he asked for the card from Joel (UWA) and Vernon, they just handed him the calculator, and convinced him that the UWA sticker on it has a microchip in it that will open the doors.
So you have Jun standing at the door, trying to scan the calculator, while a few UWA people gathered around wondering what the hell he was trying to do.
Darn funny. To us anyway. =p
